We have been sweltering here in the heat . Temps do not usually get this hot in June and July.. Normal for us in mid 70'or low 80's and this year we have seen 90 or more. Those blue skies fool you..so cool looking up there but beneath is a different story.
Here is a picture taken after a rain in June..notice the rainbow.
The summer of 2012
IT'S SO HOT in MICHIGAN that------
.....the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground.
.....the trees are whistling for the dogs
.
.....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance
.....hot water comes from both taps.
.....you can make sun tea instantly
.
.....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
.....the temperature drops below 90 F and you feel a little chilly.
.....you discover that in July it only takes two fingers to steer your car.
.....you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
.....you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
.....you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 A.M
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.....your biggest motorcycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out
and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death"?
.....you realize that asphalt has a liquid stage.
.....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one
out and add butter.
.....the cows are giving evaporated milk.
.....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from
laying boiled eggs.
IT'S SO DRY IN MICHIGAN that the Baptists are starting to baptize by
sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are
giving rain checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn
back into water!
Below is what my lawn looks like now
Joining Sally for blue Monday.
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Stay cool..remember to drinks plenty of fluids
great post....love the examples of how hot it is there - I see the country's weather reports and pity you guys....about that lawn, at least there's no need to mow!
ReplyDeletegorgeous blue sky!
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing your beautiful blue sky. Now, about that lawn . . .
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed chuckling at your hot list.
Happy Blue Monday, Elaine.
Great shot! Beautiful sky!
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What a blaze of color across that bright blue sky!
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Oh pretty rainbow effect, in that sky photo!
ReplyDeleteOur lawns are not quite that dried up, but lots of areas are, around here. I'm thinking of doing a post, using random dried up grass shots. ,-)
Hope you are keeping the flowers watered though... We are doing that. And my little bitty back yard of grass... I watered that once. But the front yard... Hey, it's amazing how those weeds keep showing green!!! LOL.
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Gentle hugs,
Auntie
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I love your post...had a good laugh while reading how hot it is!!! Hugs, Penny
ReplyDeleteLovely photos-especially the rainbow one!
ReplyDeleteHope it cools down for you soon - v hot here in S Spain too (90+F!)
PS Love yr blog!
Loved your how hot it is. That is the same way here. My grass looks like yours and no relief in sight according to weather man.
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Stay cool
Funny jokes.
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A bright blue sky always gives me reason to smile!
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